it really important news, dove cameron (not her real name) posted a series of topless pics on instagram because apparently it’s her birthday. the topless pics aren’t the kind you’d want, you know with nipples, but they do show off her cheesy tattoos in an era where no one even gets tattoos and it’s almost ironic to get tattoos, unless you’re a die hard who won’t let go of the tattoo dream, unable to accept that the marking up your body in the dumbest of way is over, because you love the feeling of the process, it reminds you of cutting yourself because you’re a damaged freakshow…