you're an attention seeker whose emotional development got stuck somewhere around age 12. you can't stand convention, think the only jokes worth telling are crude ones, and have no filter. as a result, people treat you like a child and are always telling you to buzz off, to which you respond by turning your annoying nature up to 11. any smarts you have are only thanks to osmosis because your short attention span has made it impossible for you to succeed in traditional educational settings.